He’s Just Not That Into You

Ouch! There’s nothing worse than one-way PDA! The super sexy Ashley Greene took to Vegas over the weekend to celebrate her 24th birthday at the aptly named Pure (eye roll). There the “Twilight” hottie got all handsy with boyfriend Joe Jonas, although he apparently couldn’t be bothered to put on a show. Sorry, Ashley … at least he enjoys shopping!

Click the pics to see Joe’s indifference turn to stark terror when it appears that Ashley’s about to lose her top!

Previously:

Ashley Greene Likes Girls
Hilary Swank’s Beard for Two
Paris Is Not That Into You, 2011