sun king
on his throne

Bill likes touching dopey women
just in from The Smoking Gun… Attorneys for the woman suing Bill Cosby for sexual assault claim that at least ten other women are prepared to testify about “prior similar sexual assaults and/or drugging incidents”

more dark dirt in Bill Cosby’s “Prior Bad Acts”. we photochopped the image above using a pic from Sarah’s killer ongoing contest called MoshBoy! (this one’s by Kris)

man boobs yes, mullets no
a couple awesome shots from da fabulous JJB peeps… Jim Carey’s put on a few but that’s fine, cuz we LOVE US SOME MAN BOOBS! if Jim was here right now we’d grab a handful…

but Taylor Hanson’s new mullet scares us. Taylor, what happened? you used to be the hot one, now you’re Carol Brady…

and bonus link: Towleroad has a shot of Ashton Kutchner’s buldge in long form!

Harlem fashions
spring fashions in full effect in the window of a store on 125th St.

(photo: JosefR)

freshly pressed
looks like the bleeding has stopped and the wounds have healed; Michael Douglas is making the rounds with his newly de-wrinkled face! the “after” shot on the left was taken a couple days ago, the “before” one on the right was taken January. crow feet be gone!

maybe it’s the new beard (he’s probably keeping it around to hide the scars), or that his wrinkly eyes were kindof sexy, but we like the “before” look better.

Jesus and two firecrackers
we wanted to put up a little tribute to the new Pope, but it’s turns out he’s an old school, conservative, gay hater. so instead, we bring you Jesco, The Dancing Outlaw, and his tattoo of “Jesus with two firecrackers”…

a comedian named Julie Scoggins tracked Jesco down – check out her hilarious story and great photos. (via the excellent WebWasteland)

and one last word on Pope-age… Tony Pierce writes and we read, and think, and remember what he writes, cuz it’s fucking brilliant! check out his amazing essay called turning the other cheek to child molestation

you’ve got balls
you’re on top of the world… at a big event, looking sharp, with 2 beautiful women under your arms and a photographer snapping away. life just doesn’t get any better… until you get home and browse the publicity photos you were lucky enough to be caught in – and some guy has his balls on your head!

now that’s one dam fine prank. (from a group of photos of Howard Stern lackeys at a party on DailyCeleb.com)

big liar
on A Socialite’s Life we learned about Joanna Molly’s exclusive interview with Lisa Regina, the former girlfriend and alleged beating victim of Big Pussy, Vincent Pastore. the article and interview assert that Pastore told Regina he wanted to marry her and that they would have children. Pastore’s people deny that this was ever planned. we think the denial seems kind of arguable when you look at “da family” masthead he had set up on his own official website…