The Hattie Couple

HA! We though this article said “Go Away John Mayer and Katy Perry”, but apparently they just went away, on a little trip up the Cali Coast this week. And are clearly overjoyed by it all …

If yer wondering if John Mayer is still a media duchebag, just check out his incessant mugging in the photos. Run Katy, Run!

Katy Perry Bikini Olympics
John Mayer Can’t Get Arc Up
Coco Has Katy Perry Fantasies!
John Mayer Does David Beckham

Images via X17online.com