Paris Hilton Attempts To Crawl Back to Relevance

Pity poor Paris Hilton as she struggles to make the long, slow climb back to relevance this week in Italy — click here to see if she made it!

Hilton hits and misses:

Brokeback Paris Hilton
Is Paris Wearing a Tranny Suit?
Paris Hilton Is an Urban Legend
Paris Hilton Caught in Her Headlights

Pics via Celebslam!