Celebrity Security Blanket

Making your job look that much better today — the hilarious FML face of the poor security guard trailing Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise around NYC yesterday. The guy probably didn’t need that Krav Maga training to carry around a pink blankie and a … no … could it be? Click the pic to see!

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