World’s Smallest Story Topper

Everything — absolutely everything — should be narrated by Samuel L. Jackson. But if he’s not available, we’ll take this excitable toddler — as long as there are subtitles! Not sure you’ve truly lived until you’ve heard a delighted child slur, “Be he alive or be he dead, I’ll use his bones to grind me bread!” Click to enjoy Jack and the Bean Stalk, as Told by a Two-Year-Old!

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