They’re All Laughing at You

Madonna’s delusion that she’s a fitness icon is hilarious on it’s own. But these pictures of the first opening of her new “Hard Candy” gym are the icing on top. The people she’s “instructing” all are in better shape than her, most likely paid dancers, and appear to be laughing behind her back. Click the images to get closer.

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Madonna in the buff:

Madonna’s Plastic Surgery Almost Complete
Madonna: Man Hands Above the Rest
Madge’s Top Three Hair Disasters!
Madonna’s Underarm Vortex

Via Dlisted!