WTF David Arquette?

What the f*ck was David Arquette thinking when he called The Howard Stern Show yesterday morning, and gave up the dirty details on his break-up with Courteney Cox? This definitely won’t help his case…

David then chronicled the dissolution of his marriage, speculating that it began when Courteney gave him a motorcycle on their 11th Anniversary and told him: “I don’t want to be your mother anymore.”

David addressed news reports that he’d already begun dating: “I don’t have a girlfriend. I had sex with a girl once…maybe twice.” Howard thought the girl in question resembled Courteney, so David laughed: “That did have something to do with it.”

Howard asked what changes David would like to see if he and Courteney were to rekindle their relationship, so David laughed: “I’d say we have to have sex at night sometimes.”

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More of David Arquette’s interview with Howard Stern below…

David Arquette called in to explain the rumors swirling around his separation from Courteney Cox. David said he was on the West coast (“I set my clock for 4:20, so there are still some cobwebs in my head.”) at one of the homes he owns with Courteney: “I’m at my house. She’s in our house. Not the same house.”

David said Courteney’s ‘mother’-ing behavior extended beyond their partnership: “She’s got her issues. She tries to take on everybody’s problems. She tries to be the mother to everyone.” As a result, they separated (“We legally separated a while ago.”) after a particularly passion-less period: “She [didn't] feel like bonding in that way. So that goes on for a few months and I start crawling up the walls.”

David said he’d had to shore more than his sexual appetite late in the marriage: “I also curbed a lot more things about myself. I was reserved.” So he took to his newfound freedom immediately: “I did go a little crazy. Not in a bad way. I didn’t f’ anything. I just went out and I was myself.” David addressed news reports that he’d already begun dating: “I don’t have a girlfriend. I had sex with a girl once…maybe twice.” Howard thought the girl in question resembled Courteney, so David laughed: “That did have something to do with it.”

Late in the phone call, David revealed that it was Courteney who asked for the separation, citing his uncommunicative nature. Howard wondered if one of Courteney’s ‘Cougartown’ co-stars had become–as rumored–her ‘emotional friend,’ so David shrugged: “She may have seen a guy who talked.” Still, David had hope for their future together: “We’re still in love with each other. We’re still best friends…we’re not divorcing. We’re figuring our lives out.”

Howard asked what changes David would like to see if he and Courteney were to rekindle their relationship, so David laughed: “I’d say we have to have sex at night sometimes.” David explained that their sex life was always loving, but “It’s scheduled to a certain degree. It’s methodically to a certain degree.”

David confessed that he only wanted things back the way they were (“I’ve been begging Courteney to get back with me.”) but until then, he’s going to take advantage of his situation: “I’m a single man. Robin, you’re on the top of the f’ing list.”

Interview summary via The Howard Stern Show

Posted on October 13th, 2010 in Celebrity Gossip | Permalink