Lindsay Lohan Machete Keep-Away

Rumors are swirling that director Robert Rodriguez is trying to keep Lindsay Lohan away from “Machete” events as the movie opens this weekend. HA! Just try and stop her. She’ll be all over it, and bringing the hot nuts.

Lindsay Lohan Cutter Confirmation
Lindsay Lohan Naked All Over
Lindsay Stamps Out Drugs

Via IDLYITW!