Bruno and the Bulge

The Daily Mail dug up some hilarious screen shots of “Dancing with the Stars” host, Bruno Tonioli, dancing with Elton John in 1983. Apparently he’s built a career on his raging moose knuckle, and it’s not letting up. What an embarrassing situation for The Situation.

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