While celebrities gather to celebrate Alicia Keys recent marriage to Swizz Beats, we’d like to ask “WHY!??”…

- August 2007: Swizz flaunts love for wife Mashonda and baby son.
- August 2007: Swizz has affair with singer Jahna Sebastian.
- March 2008: Jahna Sebastian gives birth to a baby girl.
- April 2008: Rumors swirl that Swizz is dating Alicia Keys.
- April 2008: Swizz leaves Mashonda and son.
- Sept 2008: Alicia Keys is named as the other woman in Swizz’s divorce.
- May 2009: Meet Alicia Keys “new boyfriend” Swizz.
- July 2009: A paternity test proves Swizz is Jahna’s baby’s father.
- Sept 2009: Mashonda accuses Alicia Keys of being a home wrecker
- May 2010: Alicia Keys and Swizz announce engagement and pregnancy.
- May 2010 – Mashonda says Swizz owes $345K in back child support.
- July 2010: Swizz is accused of being a “dirt bag” dad to Jahna’s baby girl.
- July 31st, 2010: Swizz and Alicia have a romantic wedding in Corsica
- August 2010 – Mashonda reiterates Swizz is a deadbeat dad.

What a catch. Mazel Tov.

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