Chicken of the Sea
Paris Hilton’s latest swimsuit pictures are scary. The timer in her back has popped, somebody take her out of the oven. We’ll give her half a point for being well plucked, if ya know what we mean…

Paris Hilton’s Ass Goiter Throws Stones
Paris Hilton & George Clooney Caught!
Paris Hilton Nipple Slips to the Music
Paris Hilton Gets Owned By a Baby

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