The Olsen Twins Won’t Sign Crap
Mary Kate and Ashely Olsen are holding a signing for their coffee table book in New York City tomorrow. But if you’re bringing your favorite Olsen DVD for an autograph, forgeddaboutit! The tiny twins are NOT signing any of that crap….

Olsen Twin Pornography
Mary Kate’s Plastic Surgery
Ashley Farts In Whole Foods

Via Blogue!