Paris Hilton is Queen of Flap
Paris Hilton makes it hard to stay out of the “shallow” water with this one – WTF is up with her wonky midsection and ass flaps!?

But we gotta give it to her, for someone who’s pretty much just known for bullsh*t, Paris’s ass flashing gets as much press as a hot recording artist’s nipple slip and film star’s upskirt.

Previously:
Tina Fey on why Paris Hilton sucks
Paris Hilton’s ass cheek goiter
Paris spreads STDs and joy

Paris Hilton as “Bigfoot”
Paris is a prissy bird

Photo credit: Andrade-Jones/Pacific Coast News via People.com