Paris Hilton has her eye on you

Paris Hilton has her eye on you
Paris Hilton may be sliding but she’s still got her crazy eye to rock…


A run down of Paris Hilton’s run down…

Flashes her ass-goiter everywhere, exposes her naked cooch, and pee’s herself

Has sex with Cher’s son, sleazy Tom Sizemore, multiple spoiled Greeks and Fred Durst’s teeny weenie

Grows noticable similarity to an emu and steals her come-hither look from a cartoon

Smokes shitty weed, gets dissed at Sundance and waves her man hands


Paris Hilton attends Heidi Klum and Seal’s annual Halloween party at Privilege in LA (Photo by Michael Buckner/Getty Images)

Posted on November 2nd, 2006 in Celebrity Gossip | Permalink