Fame stinks
Gallery of the Absurd is creating perfume to match the stench that hangs in the air around celebrity drama! Now we can all be cheesy like Britney… “Honestly y’all, we just love bright orange cheese. Not only does it smell heavenly, it tastes real good too.”

Britney’s New Fragrance: Le Fromage L’Orange
Brandon Davis announces: Huile de Firecrotch

Previously:
Celebrities Are Like Sea-Monkeys
Hilarious Celebrity Pantomime!
Fame Absurd

If Brit’s scent wasn’t Cheetos, it would be shrimp cocktail…

Something about Britney
Buy Britney Spears’ leftovers
Dear Britney, we’re not into you anymore