Matthew McConaughey wars
Caught this HILARIOUS “Matthew Mcconaughey in Star Wars” animation from Best Week Ever in Dinky Fats killer post about Matty’s stumpy arms. In case you haven’t seen it, we’re running it below, cuz no one should miss this most amazing and wonderful thing…

Matthew McConaughey’s little arms
Matthy’s got a moose knuckle
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McConaughey Strikes Back

And now we can’t stop singing the Star Wars theme to Matty’s name. Try it, it works perfectly…

Matthew Mc-con-aug-hey Mc-con-aug-hey, Matthew Mc-con-aug-hey Mc-con-aug-hey. Matthew McConaughey! Oh Matthew McConaughey! Matthew Mc-con-aug-hey Mc-con-aug-hey.

Image created by Cornelius Danger via BWE. Thanks for the tip Dinky Fats!