Matthew McConaughey’s little secret
Matthew McConaughey’s little secret
…freakishly stubby/short arms! We’ve always thought Matthew McConaughey had an odd body shape (hot, but something’s kinda off.) Dinkyfats genius post on PerezHilton’s message board nails it… Matt has stubby arm syndrome!

From Dinkyfats… “Handsome? YES. Good actor? YES. Freakishly short/stubby arms? YOU KNOW IT. Worse yet, he often tries to fool the American public with a signature crossing of the arms”
Matthew McConaughey’s cameltoe
Kid Rock’s tiny little head
Another great example below…

Maybe smoking weed stunted Matt’s growth.
Photos via PerezHilton.com
