Lindsay Lohan boyfriend application

Lindsay Lohan boyfriend application
Dean Brooks from CollegeHumor wants to be Lindsay’s boyfriend, and he’s got some good reasons why she should give him a chance… “Threesomes are cool with me. You think if I catch you sucking face with Eva Longoria in a Cognac-induced haze I’m going to interrupt with a scolding?”… Dear Lindsay Lohan, I Should Be Your Boyfriend

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Lohan ago…
Lindsay Lohan gets Farked up
Not saying Lindsay Lohan does drugs
Lindsay boob job, photo proof
Lohan’s almost a ho

And we loved this CollegeHumor piece by Mindy Raf…
How I Convinced Two Girls to Masturbate

More from in Dear Lindsay Lohan, I Should Be Your Boyfriend!

“‘Decency’—isn’t that a bridge in Budapest? – While the paparazzi snap pics and the decent folks gasp as you somersault off the hood of your Bentley naked as a jaybird, I’ll be standing there with cocked thumb and grin announcing, ‘That’s my Lohie!’”

“Lindsay Lohan, I am so there for you.”

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Posted on August 31st, 2006 in Celebrity Gossip | Permalink