Paris Hilton is a myth

Paris Hilton is a myth
Despite frequent spottings we refuse to believe such an abomination exists. Paris Hilton’s Bigfoot look…

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Inspired by Summer11 of JJB. Paris’s Bigfoot pic via GossipRocks

And don’t forget about Paris Hilton’s GIANT MAN HANDS!

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Words escape us.
That’s a man-hand baby!
Warning: Paris Hilton Crossing
Paris also gets mistaken for a giant Emu

Posted on July 18th, 2006 in Celebrity Gossip | Permalink