The Law of Spokepersonism

The Law of Spokepersonism
People who are designated (by themselves or others) as the “spokesperson” for something are usually the worst possible person to represent that cause or topic.

Spokespeople

Charlie Sheen – 12-step Programs
Joan Rivers – Plastic Surgery
Richard Simmons – Weight Loss
George W. Bush – Morality

Posted on May 30th, 2006 in Celebrity Gossip,Word on the Street | Permalink