Pick your poison
Whenever we play the “Which Simpson would you pick?” game, Jessica wins. Cuz she’s got the brains! From the Howard Stern gossip game last Friday… “Jessica Simpson didn’t know what pieces to buy at a jewelry store, so she picked eight items, one for ‘each day of the week.’”

Previously on the Simpson’s:
Lil’ bang buddies
Hot Trend: Dirty Daddies
Ashlee Simpson is loud in bed
Ditzy is having the courage to ask
Jessica Simpson’s missing twin comes forward
Ashlee Simpson separated at birth from David Lee Roth