Thetanland
For those who thought the wierdness of Neverland may be gone forever, today on Howard Stern, Mike Walker of the National Enquirer reported that the Church of Scientology is looking at purchasing Neverland and making it a retreat for Scientologists! You gotta take the source with a grain of salt, but wouldn’t that be wonderfully bizarre and provide years of hilarious imagery to come?!…

One more shot of Tom Cruise ruling Neverland below…

Michael Jackson to E.T.: “Call me!”

Previously…
What the baby Cruise will look like
Tom Cruise can’t kiss!
The art of awkward hugging by Tom Cruise