what does your car say about you?

what does your car say about you?
we’re not calling this guy an asshole for driving a Hummer, he gets the prize for World’s Biggest ASSHOLE for parking his Hummer across 3 handicapped parking spaces! (and we shit you not, at a restaurant in Long Island filled with seniors at 4pm on a Sunday!)


every time we see a Hummer we get a little crazy over the proliferation of gas guzzling cars in these times. we love fast cars and demo derbies and can dig the appeal of this fun looking ride. but dam, how can people not see that our country’s massive (and GROWING) addiction to oil is directly connected to the war in Iraq and the death of so many Americans. it’s just not cool to drive gas hogs these days.

News Flash: H2 gets lousy gas mileage
“fuel economy… the number one complaint of new H2 owners. As a nation, are we really this fucking stupid? What kind of fuel economy do you expect a cinder block on wheels to get?”

Top Ten Reasons Not To Buy A Hummer

FU-H2 website
“The H2 is a gas guzzler… while our brothers and sisters are off in the Middle East risking their lives to secure America’s fossil fuel future, H2 drivers are pissing away our “spoils of victory” during each trip to the grocery store.”

Bummer For The Hummer
“In a J.D. Power & Associates Initial Quality Survey taken last year, the H2 ranked near the bottom. The biggest gripe: While no one bought a Hummer for the sake of its thrifty gas mileage, its 11 to 13 miles per gallon was even worse than expected”

and people who were complaining about their Hummer’s 2 years ago are so fucked now… “By the time the survey was taken in March, 2003, gas prices had spiked to $1.70 per gallon, forcing H2 owners to shell out more than $50 every 320 miles.” ha! double that.

Posted on October 3rd, 2005 in NY Photos | Permalink