who’s more played?

Jude, Tara, Madonna, Tom, Mary-Kate, Jake, Teri, Brit, Lindsay?… how can you choose just one?!… (other celeb tidbits included)

- How long does Madonna have to live?
- The world weighs in on Jude Laws penis
- Mary-Kate Olsen looking like a straight-up hooker
- Hot lesbian on this season of America’s Next Top Model!
- Worst photo-shoot for a women’s sports league ever
- Jake Gyllenhaal: surfing, eating and showering
- The oh-so glamourous Brigitte Nielsen
- Angelina Says She’s Getting Married
- The Lindsay Lohan Doll Is Available
- Next Cruise Missile About To Hit?
- First Look: Brokeback Mountain
- Teri Hatcher wants a hooker
- The Seed of Britney: A Boy
- Stefani to boycott VMAs
- Carrot Top on steroids
- Celebrity Luxury Toys

new gossip blog alert!: WhatWouldTylerDurdenDo just launched. cool writing and a hot look, this is gonna be a good one kidz.

update: this rulez!! Separated at birth: Black Eyed Carrot (thanks Ally)