Jack marries back
the White Strips website announced today that Jack White has married model Karen Elson…

but we gotta wonder – is this the real deal?…
- Jack’s recent ex, Renee Zellweger just married a couple weeks ago
- the announcement sounds bit dramatic “married by a traditional Shaman priest on the exact point where 3 rivers converge”
- and there’s this note “This was the first marriage for both newlyweds” hahaha!
- plus the White Strips have a big album coming out and publicity marriages are all the rage!

just wondering cuz Jack’s kinda whacky like that. but we like Karen and wish em well if it’s true (and here’s some hot shots of Karen Elson naked.)