replacing Paula
OMG! Dummocrats.com has the funniest fucking list of people who could replace Paula… check out: Who Should Replace Paula Abdul on American Idol?

and we have a couple to add:
Rosie O’Donnell – just as annoying as Paula and would take a similar approach that everyone is great and act appalled that people have to leave the show.
Madonna – she’d make em cry, hard
Cher – the hair, the outfits, the voice – Cher would be awesome!

(image above from Dummocrats.com)