don’t blame the cake
an email convo we had with a friend today on Brad and Jen and Ang. dam we love this crap. check out the totally unverfied info our friend got this weekend, second line down…

us: Subject: why Brad left Jen – hilarious!

gf: haaa! I have an inside source with the scoop. My brother’s girlfriend friend’s friend works for ___(sorry, removed) and it turns out Brad and Angelina did have a little affair. The people on the set of Mr. And Mrs. Smith knew about it but were told to keep it on the down low. Poor Jen!

us: NO F’ING WAY!!

gf: Yes F’ing Way girlfriend! I mean come one who are we kidding – two hot people totally = they gonna get it on for sure!

us: did you see AJ did an interview last week on how much she loves sex?! um, good timing Ang, rub it in why don’t cha!

gf: No I didn’t see that but CD just showed me an article where she states that she denies having an affair and doesn’t want to be viewed as a home wrecker. She claims she was just a shoulder to cry on and vent – yeah riiiight! It was more than just a shoulder Angelina – paalease!!! HAAAA

us: well, technically, she isn’t the home wrecker. if you’re on a diet and can’t have cake, but then you go and eat the cake, it’s really not the cakes fault