Man, did Sean Penn call this week or what?!… If anyone had told us a week ago that Demi Moore would be rushed to the hospital, after huffing whip-its like a frat boy at a rave, we would have thought it was a joke! Yep, this week goes down in the the “You Can’t Make This Sh*t Up Hall of Fame”.

Demi is in classy company…

Demi Moore or Ozzy Osbourne?
Demi & Susan Sarandon Talk Sex

Just when we thought we were over this sh*t. Along comes one that’s moth*rF@#!$ing hilarious… Sh*t Samuel L. Jackson Says

Samuel L. Pepper Jackson
Cool Sh*t From Toilet Paper Tubes

Via Break!

Are Gwen & Gavin the Next To Split?
Vienna Girardi’s Sexy Bikini Pictures
Heather Graham’s Red Hot Cleavage
Demi Moore Rushed to the Hospital
Gisele Stocking Up on Super Snacks
Miley Gets Lewd With Birthday Cake
Venn Diagram: Portland vs. Brooklyn
Pics: Ashton Kutcher Parties in Brazil
10 Red Flags Given by Roommates
Yet Another Crazy Google Search
Desperate Scousewife Hotness
Elizabeth Banks Radiant in Red
It’s Beer Can Appreciation Day
Stacey Lacey’s Graceful Club Exit
Imogen Thomas Wearing a Bikini
Heigl Debuts ‘One for the Money’
20 Objects Covered in Diamonds
20 Stages of a Drunken Night Out
SEMA Girls From Way Back in 2008
Joan Rivers pwns Chelsea Handler
New Interview With Key & Peele
Best-Looking Best Actors Ever?
Naughty Girl Sandee Westgate
30 Funniest Strip Club Names
Gina Carano’s Kickass in GQ
Vanilla Ice Goes Indie Rock
Mischa Barton Retrosextive

Throw your fist in the air if you love knuckle tattoos! Cuz it’s time for everyone’s favorite tattoo game show. Can you guess the missing word in these knuckle tats? Click for the answer…

Rihanna’s New “Thug Life” Knuckle Tats
Mysterious Tattoos Of The Famous

Just when we’re hatin’ on Kim Kardashian’s disappearing nose, she goes and donates $50,000 to the Trevor Project. So for smoking our ass by doing something good for gay teens, we’re giving her a pass today. Presenting… 20 Smoking Pictures of Kim Kardashian! Click to enLarge…

Damn. Racy bikini pictures, shots of herself smoking phat blunts, and fresh late night tattoo sessions – Rihanna’s twitter account is the gift that keeps giving and giving.

Follow along on Rihanna’s latest adventure… meeting Danny Trejo, and getting fresh art by tattoo legend Mark Mahoney. Looks like he’s doing some work on her lower back, and what appears to be pink “Thug Life” knuckle tattoos, ala Tupac. Such a fabulous bad-ass. Hell yeah, click the pics!…

Elisha Cuthbert Shows Off Shape
Michelle Martins Hot Homemaker
Guess Who’s Back in the Studio?
Kate Upton Must Be Stopped Now
Katy Perry Gets Hot With Male Fan
Supercut: Orgasms in the Movies
Angie & Kids Hit Farmers Market
Miley Cyrus Covering Bob Dylan
The Top Pick-up Lines for Winter
Some Vera Zvonareva Sexiness
Smoking Pics of Tiffani Thiessen
Sofia Vergara in That Dress FTW
How To Win an iPad Prize Pack
Megan Fox Is Without Makeup
Model Reka Ebergenyi Is Back
Hotties of Paris Fashion Week
Best Crossover Video Games
Tara Booher Makes Us Cheer
Fiennes Reads Erotic Fan Fic
‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Aftermath
Nicki Minaj Stupid Hoe Video
Arianny Celeste for Zoo Mag
Lindsay Lohan Is Still Hiring
’90s Fashions Needed Now
Kim Kardashian Can’t Cry
The Best Ads, Like Ever
Irina Shayk Well Dressed

12 photos of AWWWWsomeness, from the last 24 hours on Imgur! You know the drill, click da pics and everything will be alright, alright…

Counting on cute:

4 Baby Sloth Videos
21 Loopy Panda Bears
10 Photos of Adorablenez